Wednesday 23 April 2014

Learning Chinese characters

I've started to make a small effort to learn at least some Chinese characters.  My hope is to have a few hundred that I can recognize by the time I leave China.  It won't be easy as they easily get quite complicated and confusing.  There are a few different methods out there, mostly in the form of books, that are used to teach foreigners.  They usually involve some sort of picture or rhyme to help remember the character itself, the Chinese pronunciation AND the English meaning.  

I have a book on my desk at work that does exactly that and a few people from the office have noticed it.  I expected to get some encouraging feedback...'that's cool dave!' 'Or, good luck, let us know if you need help.'  Most responses, however, have been a polite 'Dave, it's too hard. Maybe you shouldn't spend much time on that.'  

One slightly more encouraging girl asked....

- 'Do you know the Japanese characters?'   
- 'No'
- 'Oh, it would be much easier to learn the Chinese ones if you already knew Japanese' 
- 'Ok, thanks. I'll get right on that' 

Sunday 20 April 2014

Takagism

Periodically, we have some team building events at work within teams.  They usually involve some sort of outing such as a movie, or doing something outdoors and followed by a dinner.  Since I am 'lucky' enough to work in three teams simulataneously I get to go to a lot of these.  

The most recent one involved something I had never heard of before as the event.  It was called 'Takagism'.  Takagism games - or escape-room games - started as an online gaming thing.  The character starts out in a room and has to escape that room and enter the next by solving some sort of puzzle or finding a clue.  There are multiple rooms you have to get through until you finally reach the end.  They can have all types of themes which make it new and interesting for the player.  In Beijing (i'm sure many other places too} they have real life Takagism places.  I've now been to two of them. 

The best one, took place in a Hutong (what's a hutong?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hutong )  

I went there with one of my teams, of which, I am the only english speaker and, of course, the hosts of the business and games are run in Chinese.  I didn't mind though, it looked interesting.  I got the low-down from my co-workers of how the game works.  They said they would try to help translate or describe the steps as we go so I didn't feel lost.  So, our team got split into two groups, each going into a seperate room with a separate theme and trying to be the first ones out.  
Entrance
Mission Briefing
Bulletproof Vests




As we entered our very small room, there were fake bulletproof vests and radiation signs everywhere.  The door shut behind us and an instruction video came on.  It told us that there were three nuclear bombs that had been stolen and we needed to retrieve and disarm them or they would be fired on an unknown country.  I was feeling pretty excited like I was in mission impossible.  

A garage door to our left opens and signals the start of the game.  First we have to walk through a laser field and can't touch the beams or it will set off an alarm.  All my much, much shorter teammates tried and failed so it came down to me having to dance my way through the laser field, but I got through.  I turned off the lasers and the team joins me in the next room...filled with guns, grandes and scattered bullets.  We found a number code among the scattered bullets which opened another door.  not too hard so far.  




Next room has 6 barrels with numbers written on the side.  There are also six circles on the floor, same size as the barrels with numbers on them.  We had to figure out the meaning and relationship of these numbers to access a safe.  We got 3 tries before the safe was locked out for good.  At this point, it got a bit crazy.  We tried twice and it didn't work so we had one chance left.  An alarm starts sounding to put some added pressure on us and the team was now yelling back and forth to eachother in Chinese, running around the room, trying to figure out a solution. I was honeslty starting to panic a bit here..it is not a comfortable situation for a foreigner!  I just wanted to hide in the corner.  

Well, finally we got through to the next room and we found two of the three nukes.  We had to crack another code to open a final room.  Once inside we found a box in the middle of the room with Radioactive signs all over it and a big, ominous red button.  One guy figures it's a good idea to press that button right away.  This sounded off another alarm and out of the box lifts the third nuke...armed and ready to fire.  So now the clock is ticking as the nuke will fire at any moment.  


I found one guy who had stepped away from the action and asked him for an update on what was going on.  He said the plan had changed and we had to hurry up and Nuke Japan!  ummm, I know there's some tensions between the two countries but is that really what we need to do to win the game?  Well, it turns out the nuke was poised to fire on Japan but we had to disarm it before it fired.  Good thing the guy I spoke with wasn't in charge.  

We solved the last puzzle, disarmed the nuke and escaped the room.  We all came out of the room a bit relieved but having had fun.  I think I was more relieved than the rest.  The team got me caught up on all the things 'we' did to solve the puzzles and, at the end of the game, i finally understood everything we had to do.  If we go back and it's the same theme, I've got it covered.


Foot Massage Museum


what could possibly be on display in this museum?

Monday 7 April 2014

All you foreigners look alike

A few months back, a female Chinese colleague of mine came to my desk and asked me if I had received an email from her.  I didn't really know who she was so I very well could have received one from her but didn't realize it.  She said it was an email asking me to give some input into her team's project and she referred to me as 'an expert in that area of software so we'd really like your comments'. 


I hadn't really thought of myself as an expert before but after a compliment like that I couldn't turn down her request for my help.  

'Oh, I didn't get this email but if you send it again I'll have a look and do what I can.'

She was pleased with this answer and went off to supposedly send me another email.


A few days later she walked by my desk so I told her I still hadn't received an email from her.  She was surprised as she had now sent it twice.  I told her just to instant message me over the office messenger.  The rest of that day I still received no message.

The next day she came by my desk again and said...
'You're not Mike. Are you?'  (another foreigner colleague of mine from Norway)
'No, I'm not'
'Oh, I'm so sorry.  I thought you were Mike, that's why I asked you for your help'  (that made sense since I really had not much of an idea of the work she was talking about and he really is an expert.)

Accidents do happen so no big deal but the best part was that as she walked away she, very nonchalantly,  said 'All you foreigners look alike to me anyways'.

Ha! That is mildly offensive!  but.....ditto.  ;) 

Tuesday 1 April 2014

Didao de Beijing Kaoya - Beijing Roast Duck

I've tried many new types of food in Beijing.  For the most part it's not all the different than back home.  The first thing you will notice though is that, in China, they do not waste any part of the animal.  In North America, you will get chicken breast or wings, certain cuts of beef or pork and the rest will go to waste.  Here, the entire animal is used! 

I won't mention all the 'unusual' things I've eaten in my past year in China but I can proudly say that I have eaten a duck.  I guess that doesn't sound too wild, most people have had duck...well, I've eaten just about every part of the duck.  Growing up in Regina, a meat and potatoes community I was labelled a picky eater so eating this duck is actually quite an accomplishment. 

Somehow I don't have a picture of the entire duck, but we all know what that looks like.  I'll just show the special parts....

The tracking card for your duck with serial number

Duck Liver.  very mushy
Supposedly duck throat but I am pretty sure it's actually a cow's throat
Duck Lung (the dark piece)....it has a very spongy texture and if you zoom in you can see the little nodules that stick out (you feel those when eating it)
I asked what the one in the middle is.  It took the locals a long time before they just said 'we don't really know what to call it'.  how comforting.  It took an impromptu game of charades to find out it's the duck intestine


the duck head split in half to access the brain and eyes.  mmmmm


A plate..a plate of Duck Hearts!  We only ordered one duck but managed to get a plate of 20 hearts.  They look a bit like walnuts and are quite chewy. 

That is the world famous Beijing Roast Duck experience!  I will gladly take any of my visitors to have a try.  )

The meanest advertisement

I have no idea what this advertisement says....but somehow this guy gets away with calling everyone on the subway a loser