Sunday 25 May 2014

Reading Chinese signs

Since I started learning how to read Chinese characters, albeit slowly, I try to test myself sometimes by reading signs as I walk around on on the way to/from work.  I can usually read some of the letters but it's unlikely I can read all the ones in any given sign so I end up missing out on the full meaning, but still a good challenge.

This sign was on the door of the subway and I noticed it for two reasons.  One, the girl is good looking and two, I recognized almost all the characters.  I only didn't know one but it was a critical one in understanding the meaning.  I wanted to know what she was asking me. 

I put my finger on the first character and moved down to each one as I read an interpreted it.  I'm sure the locals had a laugh watching me.  

你 - you
的 - changes 'you' to 'your'
肠 - intestines 
道 - path (but the previous combined with this one stays as intestines)  

今 - now
天 - day (turns 'now day' into 'today')
动 - move
了- article indicating past tense
没 - or not
? - question mark (indicating that she is asking a question) 

After all my excitement I found out she was asking if I'd had a bowel movement today.  That wasn't worth it.

Sunday 18 May 2014

The Great Wall

I'll take a quick break from my usual humour-based posts and write something different.  

Last year I had the chance to see a couple amazing sights.  The Great Wall of China and The Pyramids of Giza.  Only one of them is listed as one of the Wonders of the World, both are listed on the New 7 Wonders of the World (but the Pyramids are technically #8).  It doesn't take away from the fact that I have been very fortunate to see both of them not only during my lifetime but within the same year.  I'll talk about the Pyramids and my layover in Cairo in another post but this one will focus on the Great Wall as part of my time in Beijing.

I managed to make it out to the Great Wall four times last year which is a bit excessive but, as to be expected, each time a visitor comes to Beijing it's on their list of 'must-do' so I am obliged to go.  It's a hard thing to complain about though, having to see the Great Wall of China multiple times.  I even went again this year but it was a bit different than previous visits.

Some quick info....

Clearer than normal skies
The Great Wall was built over many dynasties and spans some 6000+km across northern China.  From East to West the distance is somewhere in the area of 8000km of  'wall' which follows along the historic border of China and Inner Mongolia.  The 6000km are referring to the actual constructed sections of the wall with the extra 2000kms comprised of hills/rivers/lakes and other natural barriers.  Apparently it gets much longer if you add all the branches of the wall up to about 20000km.  The wall was built to deter or protect against various attackers, such as the Mongolians. 

Although never documented or recorded, it's estimated that about 1 million people died in the construction of the various sections of the wall. 

There's always been a statement out there that the expanse of the Great Wall is so large that it can be seen from space.  This is a myth of course.  Canada's own Chris Hadfield has explained that it is too narrow and follows the natural contours and colors of the landscape.  Even from low orbit, it can't be seen with the naked eye.




Most of the Great Wall nowadays is in poor shape and has not been preserved.  At 6000km of Wall, it's no surprise as this would be a massive project without any real benefit.  In the Beijing area, there are three major sections of the wall (Badaling, Mutianyu and Simatai) which have been reconstructed or fortified so that they can be accessed by tourists.  These 'refurbishments' were done by German contractors back in the late 1980s.  My four visits last year were to Mutianyu, a popular section and only about 1.5 hour drive from Beijing.  You have to plan ahead your visit and arrange transportation so it's hard to ensure that you go on a day that has clear skies, so you can only hope the pollution level is low enough to enjoy a good view.

On the top watch tower.  The Canadian flag wasn't available...


It really is a truly amazing sight walking along the Wall and see how it rises and falls with the hills/mountains in the area.  Since it is following the hill and generally rides on the crests, there are many steps up and down and very few flat parts.  It is a quite a workout for the legs just to walk only a few kilometers on the wall.  If you choose or have to go in the summertime, with temperatures of 35-40 degrees C, it can be draining but still worth it. 
 
You can experience the Great Wall in many different ways.  You can hike up and down, you can take a gondola up/down as well and finally, for the way down, you can ride a toboggan on a metal slide (also built by the Germans).  It's a bit gimmicky but it can also be fun as long as you're stuck behind someone going uber slow.



Duly Noted
The Great Wall trip this year was to a section that is not actually open to the public and has not been restored, called Jiankou.  I was asked by some friends if I wanted to join a hike 'up to the Great Wall'.  I joined thinking we would walk the trails up to the wall, enjoy some views of this crumbling wall and eventually make our way back down.  As it turned out they meant they wanted to hike up and along the wall.  Over the flat sections the walk wasn't too bad.  A lot of trees and plants and grass has grown into the spaces along the path.  As you get to the inclines and declines you notice more of the rocks or 'bricks' have started to fall apart or completely fall down.  It does make you a bit nervous to climb them but the steps that are still in place are pretty solid.


One side of the wall had completely fallen
Growth within the Wall

'Steps'












We managed to get through some harrowing sections but there was this peak in the distance that our leader, who had done it before, said we were going to scale.  It was an intense climb but the view at the top was incredible and it felt great to do experience a section of the Great Wall that many people, whether foreign or local, had not done.  In the end we spent about 7 hours climbing and hiking this very picturesque section of the wall.  If you want to see more, and better quality, pictures you can google each of these wall sections by name. 

Yup, we went to the top of that one.  Referred to as the 'Sky Stairs'
The view down from the top
Some crazy locals scaling up/down by rope


Saturday 10 May 2014

Next Audio translation

The last audio exercise I did I had my teacher beside me to guide me along.

The next one I had to do myself as homework to add a little challenge.  It's not meant to be difficult since the audio track follows a conversation that tries to use the words you learned in that chapter or fairly common words that have been used in many previous exercises.  Of course a few words end up in there that had not been covered so they can be a bit tricky.  There are a few ways to try and figure them out.  The first is to get the context of the sentence and make a best guess, or reference the attached text form of the audio (only in Chinese characters) and try to search that/those characters through an app or online.   Finally, the easiest way which could be considered cheating is to use google translate app and have it listen to the audio and give a direct translation.   This can work quite well but the audio sampling is not perfect and you often get the wrong translation.

The audio track is about a minute long and although they try to speak a bit slower it still ends up being quite fast. It wasn't a difficult one, basically there were two people discussing a friend's birthday that they were planning and talking about all the things they wanted to buy for the party.  They needed to buy all sorts of fruits, a cake and some flowers.  They also made a note that they didn't need to buy beverages because someone had already done that.  It was a very exciting conversation.

I had to find a few words that I couldn't figure out from memory.  I made every effort to solve them without using google translate and I got all except one of them.

The last word though, I just could not figure out what it meant.  It was 'Ying nan' and I wasn't able to find it in previous lessons, I also tried typing or writing the characters for this word into my Chinese characters App but I wasn't having any luck.  I didn't want to sit on this all night so I resorted to the listening function of the google translate app.  It uses the microphone to hear the word and translate it for you.  I tried it a few times by saying the word into my microphone but it didn't come up anything that made sense.  I figured it was due to my poor pronunciation so I replayed the audio track on my computer and set the phone to the speaker to hear the word.  Still it wouldn't come back with anything.

I was starting to get a bit frustrated at this point.  I kept saying the word louder and louder until eventually I was yelling into my phone.   Sometimes the app doesn't hear the word correctly and it will display a message 'Sorry, didn't get that'.  It's a to-the-point message but, after a few rounds of 'Didn't get that...Didn't get that', I really felt like this app was antagonizing me.  It was like it could tell I was getting frustrated and just wanted to mess with me.

I put my phone down, took a few deep breaths to get calm again.  I tried again...'didn't get that'....and again, 'didn't get that'...the rage was rising again so I yelled 'F**k you google translate...did you get that!!!?'   ....long pause, it was searching....'didn't get that'.  

I should have realized the ridiculousness of swearing at my phone but I wasn't able to think rationally.  I threw the phone on the couch nearby, got up and walked away.  I was furious.  I needed to walk it off. 

I came back after about 10 minutes.  I was done with trying to translate it on google and I searched my textbook one last time before giving up.  Finally, I found this 'word' hidden in an old conversation.

It was someone's name.   Fail. 





Saturday 3 May 2014

First Chinese Joke

I learned my first joke today in my Chinese lesson. 

Wang Xiansheng de airen wen Wang Xiansheng
- Ni zai zhao shenme ne?'
Wang Xiansheng huida
- Wo zai zhao wo de qi che yaoshi ne.
Wang Xiansheng de airen yibian bang Wang Xiansheng yibian shuo
- Ni bu ying gai shuo 'wo zai zhao wo de qi che yaoshi ne'. Ni ying gai shuo wo zai zhao women de qi che yaoshi ne. Jie hun yihou ying gai jie shuo women de, bu ying gai shuo wo de.

Wanshang, Wang Xiansheng zhengzai gua huzi
Wang Xiansheng de airen wen Wang Xiansheng
 - Ni zuo shenme ne?
Wang Xiansheng huida,
- Qin'ai wo zai gua women de huzi ne.

The loose translation is...

Mr. Wang's wife asked Mr. Wang
- What are you looking for?
Mr Wang answered
- I am looking for the keys to my car
Mr Wang's wife helps Mr Wang to look and also says
- You should not say 'I am looking for MY keys'.  You should say I am looking for OUR keys. After we were married you should say OUR and not MY.

Mr Wang then goes to shave his beard
Mr Wang's wife asks Mr. Wang
- What are you doing?
Mr Wang answers,
- My dear, I am shaving OUR beard.

I had to do all the grunt work to write it out while listening to the audio track.  Then I had to translate it.  Once I got to the punchline, I looked up at my teacher 
'Wait, is this a joke?'  
He was already chuckling and said yes.  

Not exactly my type of humor but I guess you need to start somewhere. 

Thursday 1 May 2014

A real Chinese Joke

On the topic of jokes, I heard a good one here the other day which is popular amongst the locals...

- What do you think about the Chinese Government?

- I can't complain